What If …  

Did Sienna Miller copy our style? Maybe… or atleast in a alternate reality she did. One where we’re the on the cover of vogue or starring on the next Mcheal Bay film. Ever wounder what itd be like if that were you in that exquisite Dior comercial? Im sure you have.

Though I bet you’ve never asked yourself: if you were on set, then were would they be?

Well it ocurried to me: if ones ocupiying their luxurious penthouse in malibu, then they must be working their ass off in an office for a minimum wage.

You’d eventually have to bump into them of course perhaps the lights of Jude law making tacos in a mexican stand or Jake gyllenhall busting his head off at the cash register in a Sams club.

Even after a long day of shopping or at the beach, a crazy kristen stewart dressed up as your latest charachter comes up to you crying for an autograph (insert evil laugh here).

Is it all as glamurous as they say it is? Of course it is! On a bad day (at the most) a photo of your boobs will get leekd on twitter, but hey thats just more publicity for you and ALL publicity is good.

While Tom and Katie are happily playing at the local park with Suri quietly having an ice-cream cone, you on the otherhand can’t even enjoy your child when the nasty paparazzi are around critizicing your every move and waiting for the worst looking snapshot.

Too young for children? Heck, theres a crazy party going on tonight downtown.Go ahead and dance with pop music’s new sensation below those flashy lights in a D&G, under the effects of whoknows what you sniffed(who cares you wont remember tomorrow anyway).

Meanwhile on the other side of town lindsay lohan’s studying for her finals. Also a Jessica Alba trying to catch a cab becuase she’s late for work again, they might even fire her from the restaurant this time, and you’re just worried they might find those antidepressants in your chanel handbag.

Ok you get my point. Wether you’re rich and famous or humble and hardworking, life’s a bitch. And bitches are easy most of the time right?

Enjoy your life, there shall always be pros and cons, ups and downs. And yes sometime we idealize the rich and famous for what they have and we dont. But do you ever look around and see what we have and they dont?

Don’t ever forget those little things that make you who you are because thats the true definition of happiness. Like going to McDonalds with your family or watching an old movie fridaynight with your best friend. 

It’s always ok to dream, its just plain wrong to envy. Live life to the max. do crazy things, its the only one you get.

p.s. Theres no +1 mushrooms here.

Jakky S.G.